ITS MONDAY!! AND ITS UP!!! PART 1 OF OUR "MANY TRIES" SERIES.. VIDEOS ON TFM MEDIA!
SUBMIT YOUR APPLICATION FOR FEATURED SKATEBOARDER IF U MEET ONE OR ALL ( which is highly possible ... ) OF THE CRITERIA BELOW.
1) Above 28 years of age.. the older.. THE BETTER!!!
2) SINGLE AND MASTURBATING OFTEN / MARRIED WITH ONE OR MORE WIVES / AFFAIR WITH ONE OR MORE GF IN ALL CONTINENTS.
3) ONE OR MORE CHILDREN LEGAL OR NOT / ADOPTED CHILD FROM A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY
4) BEEN SKATEBOARDING BEFORE.. AND GOT INJURED OR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE.. AND STILL ROLLING...
5) NEVER SKATEBOARD BEFORE... BUT DRESSED LIKE ONE ALL YOUR LIFE AND JUST WANT TO START SKATEBOARDING NOW CAUSE YOU FINALLY GOT THE POINT OF WHY SKATEBOARDERS ACTUALLY SKATE FOR PASSION AND NOT ALWAYS FASHION.
6) PHYSICALLY UNFIT ..FAIL FFI / PHYSICALLY FIT FOR STREET COMBAT ( able to duck beer bottles )
7) WAISTLINE OF 34 AND ABOVE / WAIST LINE OF 28 BEFORE AND STILL 28 NOW DUE TO PASSIVE SMOKING, DRINKING, STARVING OR SEX.
8) ABLE TO OLLIE AT LEAST 1 DECK HEIGHT.
9) YOU STILL UPDATE YOUR STATUS ON FRIENDSTER.
10) IF YOU STILL THINK THAT INTERNET IS FOR SURFING PORN..... ONLY!!!
Sunday, May 2, 2010
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Almost all dude....film me lah! LoL
ReplyDeleteYou want?! i dun mind!!! lets set this one up!
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